LOL!!!!!

For all who "No hablan espanol.." ;)

If you forget a pen, you'll be stuck without a pen..

If you dont have a pen, you cant take notes.

If you can't take notes, you can't study.

If you don't study, you're screwed.

If you're screwed, you won't have a diploma.

If you don't have a diploma, you won't have a job.

If you don't have a job, you won't eat.

If you don't eat, you won't have bones.

If you don't have bones, you will be ugly.

If you are ugly, nobody will fall in love with you.

If nobody falls in love with you, you won't get married.

If you don't get married, you won't have children.

If you don't have children, you will be "Foreve Alone".

If you are "Forever Alone", you will enter a depression,

If you are depressed, you will become sick.

If you become sick, you will die.

To recap: If you don't want to die, don't forget your pen.

(Logic. it never fails)